1)We

2)Are

3)All

4)Dead

5)100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated to Jon

6)On the Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip to Cleveland

7)Ted Nugent Goes AOL

8)Total Pandemonium

9)Doctor Doom, a Man of Science, Doesn't Believe in Jesus, Why the Fuck Do You

10)You'd Be Cuter if I Shot You in the Face

11)Make Like a Computer and Get with the Program

12)Your Idea of Fascism and Global Intervention Makes Me Puke

13)I Lost My Job to a Machine

14)Kissing You is Like Licking an Ashtray

15)Rich Hall (Runner Up in a Carson Daly Lookalike Contest